A Millennial’s Guide to Getting Totally Baked with Thickies
Hey, cookie monsters and sweet treat seekers!
If you’ve ever Googled “cookie shop near me now” while stress-eating through a rom-com or bribing your way through toddler tantrums…
Hi! We’re Thickies, and we get you.
We’re a small-batch, homemade cookie shop in Santa Rosa, CA, baking up nostalgic, crave-worthy cookies that taste like they were made by your favorite aunt (you know, the one who always had better snacks than your mom).
🎯 Let’s Get You to the Best Cookies in Santa Rosa, CA
Whether you’re looking for:
- A cookie delivery in Santa Rosa that saves you from putting on real pants
- Custom cookies for that baby shower, breakup party, or “congrats on the vasectomy” moment
- Or you just typed “gourmet cookie shop near me” because you’re one existential crisis away from eating your feelings…
✨ We’re that cookie shop.
Thickies is your new obsession—your ride-or-die, your sugar-powered BFF in cookie form. People say we’re the best bakery in Santa Rosa (okay, mostly our moms, but still).
🍪 What’s Hot
(and Fresh Out the Oven)
This summer, we’re bringing the heat and the chill with our seasonal cookie lineup:
- S’mores Cookies: Firepit vibes without the mosquito bites
- Lemon Sugar Cookies: Tangy, sweet, and basically Lemonade Stand Barbie in cookie form
- Orange Creamsicle Cookies: Childhood summers, in edible form
- COMING SOON: Edible Cookie Dough Jars (with or without Straus Creamery Vanilla Bean Ice Cream—yes, please)
And don’t worry, we’re still baking our OG Thickies favorites:
- Chocolate Chip Walnut
- White Chocolate Macadamia
- Peanut Butter & Jelly (a 90s lunchbox icon reimagined)
- …and so many more, all baked with love you can taste
🛵 Cookie Delivery in Santa Rosa? Yeah, We Do That
Want cookies without leaving your couch or compromising your skincare routine? You can:
- Order online for local cookie delivery
- Schedule pickup
- Or just scream “cookie business near me” into the void—we’ll probably pop up 🙏
❤️ Why We’re Totally Baked (In a Good Way)
We’re not a faceless bakery chain.
Thickies is a woman-owned, local small business that believes in:
- Small-batch baking
- Big-time flavor
- Seasonal magic with nostalgic twists
- Cookies that bring people together (and sometimes get hidden in your bra)
From birthday parties to “just because” deliveries, we’re the specialty cookie shop near you that’s baking with love you can taste.
🤤 So, Next Time You’re Craving the Best Cookies in Santa Rosa…
Remember: You don’t need a reason to treat yourself.
But if you do, we’ve got plenty.
Thickies…your new favorite local cookie dealer in Santa Rosa.
🍪 Stay sweet, stay soft in the middle,
—Your Thickies Fam
P.S. Don’t sleep on the edible cookie dough jar drop—you will regret it. Sign up for the newsletter or follow us on IG @thickies.llc to get the first bite